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An FF2k2 record was broken this week: lowest point total. Previous dishonor belonged to The Ball Busters with a week 3 score of 40. The new dishonor belongs to Fast Eddie's Hired Goons. Your week 9 score of 35 brings a new low to the season. Congratulations!
Another statistical milestone: The Ball Busters are exactly even this season. They have earned and allowed the exact same number of points: 718. Nice.
Let's take a look at the FF2k2 Week 6 results:
The Drunken Punks was the best of the week. 102 points, and that's a low "high score." This week's average was 74.6 - that's almost 10 points below the season average score of 84.27. Someone is slipping here, and I have a good idea of who it is…
Fast Eddie's Hired Goons. Just who do you think you are? 35 points in week 9 - is that some kind of golf score? Best be thinking of the right sport, or go out back and practice your putz…
Quarterbacks
Holy smokes! Take a look at Tom Brady (New England), he was the best quarterback of the week. 36 points for The Smokin' Bonecrushers. Way to go!
Checking around the league, we all had some decent QB scores this week, but there has to be a loser - and who's better suited for the job than The Drunken Punks. Steve McNair (Tennessee) just couldn't hold a candle to the rest of the QBs this week. His 9 points qualify him for Pop Warner try-outs next week
Running Backs
It looks like Antowain Smith (New England) is starting to pay off for Hanover Fist. His 29 points caused him to be the best running back of the week.
Garrison Hearst (San Francisco) was the biggest disappointment of the week in the rushing department: only 2 points earned for The Ball Busters. You'll have to tell me Rich, is it better to lose and have won, or just lose all the time? I know you have thought about it…
Receivers
Well, well, well… Keyshawn Johnson is like a new man. 25 damn points earned for The Drunken Punks. Nice.
Three receivers got no points and no catches this week. The owners should be ashamed of themselves: although, there's not much they can be proud of anyway. Dickens' Cider: J.J. Stokes, Fast Eddie's Hired Goons: Deion Branch, and The Ball Busters: D'Wayne Bates. Awful.
Kickers
In the, "I'm glad it's not happening to me!" Department, ever since The Drunken Punks traded John Carney (New Orleans) for Phil Dawson (Cleveland), Carney has out-scored Dawson - INCLUDING Carney's bye-week (Dawson scored -1 that week)… I'll tell ya, Roecker sure can pick 'em!
Best of the week: hometown hero Paul Edinger (Chicago). Dickens' Cider sure was happy to see that in his Week 9 victory.
Ass of the week was Fast Eddie's Hired Goons: Mike Hollis (Buffalo) got -2 points… That totally sucks!!
Defenses
Of the two defenses that Segreti (Fast Eddie's Hired Goons) has owned this season (Oakland and Tennessee), he has only managed to pick the higher scoring defense twice this season: ONLY WHEN THE OTHER DEFENSE HAS A BYE WEEK… That's a hell of a coaching job! I guess we can at least commend him for NOT submitting a lineup with an active bye-week team: RICH FRANK, CHAD O'CONNOR, and CHRIS REINERT.
Best defense of the week was Green Bay belonging to Commissioner Russell E. Ruszkowski: Big Russ. Hooray for me! 26 points put to good use.
Hanover Fist was the worst of the week in the defense category (and in some offensive categories, I'm told…). San Diego took 5 points from you (negative 5 points earned). It's amazing you were able to win… Wait, you played Segreti - enough said…
Smell ya later!
Commish.